12-28-06

• Who says I always get the worst pictures of Care?
• Duke claiming his spot
• Even Snuggies came out to play
• Care working on her tamale
• This will be the cause of some real fun nights in the future
• Lori had her one drink
• Jorgito...
• I'm still waiting for the Rocky movies ;-)
• Me and my new tie
• Mother told me I couldn't invite my friends
• Close up of Snuggies
• How cute is this
• Nice one of little Luke
• Carefully opening his gifts
• Dad loves his shirt
• So does Snuggies
• Duke lying on one of my gifts
• Dan and Megan enjoying his gifts to her
• A thuggish Care ready for the cold night ahead of us
• Dan, Matt, and a bison
• Dan and a frog
• Care and a giraffe
• When the Children Cry....
• Me and Matt
• Me and Sarah...this might be a first
• I still don't understand
• This inside of a turtle shell
• Dan, Care, and an elf
• They're all herps
• Dan and an ostrich
• Dan and a raccoon
• Fighting a polar bear
• A real raccoon
• Bald eagle
• Emma the cow
• Matt's favorite
• Mama-to-be goat
• A llama
• Dan with a baboon
• Me and Dan in the sleigh
• Now with Matt
• Me and Sarah
• An ecstatic Care
• Dan fighting another polar bear
• Matt trying to save Dan...ha ha
• What should I do?
• Yes!!
• Mother's favorite animal
• A beautiful sunrise at work
• Snuggies hiding under the couch

12-20-06

• New picture of my nephew :-)
• Brandie with her crown
• Edgar's Olive Garden face
• Lee and Care
• Jessica our waitress
• Edgar getting ready for his Long Island
• Sarah amused by something
• Edgar and Rita
• Edgar and Brandie...he was a pimp that night :-)
• After a few Long Islands
• The surprise of tonight
• A close up of the plaque...ha ha

12-16-06

• Duke comfortably resting
• Snuggles wanting to go to sleep
• A portrait Samantha drew me

12-12-06

• Duke passing out on Sarah's lap
• Care looks excited that Holly came to Durbin's
• Danny looks just confused
• Dan ready for the Bears game
• Edgar ready for some action in Bolingbrook
• Beware of these two homies
• Johnny loves the camera
• Dan practicing for Amber
• Edgar playing Madden against Johnny
• Edgar waiting patiently for his crave case
• Megan ready to rock out at Bourbon Street
• Little Lucy
• Care showing off her demonic side
• Me and Johnny at Bourbon
• Me and Tracy
• Me and Crystal
• Ken and Care
• Finally I get to see my girlfriend
• Nicki spilling her drink all over me
• The Captain rocking out

12-05-06

• Finally!!
• Harley passed out
• Big Miller
• Angela showing off one of her tongue tricks
• Eddie rocking out
• Fingers and a crotch
• Her flask and her phone make her happy :-)
• This was like twice in a week to see Krapal...amazing
• The view from where I was sitting
• Dan happy to be at Durbin's
• Megan too??
• Care's happy face
• Gotta love the new contacts
• Not a bad one of me and Amber
• Care and Megan
• Me and Care singing one of our many hits
• Duke taking part in our Tequila night
• Care was nice enough to let me use her sweater
• Another happy face
• He's a bigger wimp than me
• Care and a cappuccino
• She loves it

11-23-06

• Dan playing with Abby's Barbie
• My split pea soup from Les Brothers
• Duke passed out on the couch
• The return of Krapal
• Care checking out her spinach and artichoke dip...disgusting
• Any drink for free and Aric gets an Old Style
• Me and Care
• Again
• Brian wondering where the Godfather is
• Ha ha...Mark loves to watch
• Me, Amy, and a long island
• Care and Amy
• Me, Care, and Krapal
• Krapal and Nikki
• Very nice group shot
• Nikki's tattoo
• Krapal's tattoo
• Dave singing away
• A speaker fell from the ceiling onto some broad about 2 feet away from us
• Tony the Mexican
• Nikki, Tony, and Care
• Nikki, Care, Crystal, and Tracy
• Brad Hollands on bass
• Gary Scofield on guitar
• Virgil Neace on guitar
• Here's Marie
• Crystal and Mark
• Mother and Sue
• Phil and Bobby
• Nice one of me and Tracy
• It's Megan...I mean Mark
• One of Sarah's pussies
• Tomas at the bowling alley
• Rachel enjoying her blue drink
• The casablanca was kind of rough
• Care looking very Polish
• Jimmy and Samantha
• Amber's awesome shirt
• A more full shot
• Bob looks hot in yellow

11-13-06

• Sarah repairing my Halloween costume
• Dan wondering where a broad is
• Dan's costume
• My costume
• Eddie's costume
• Aric's costume
• Care's costume
• Megan's costume...kind of
• Tony's costume
• Amber's costume
• Aric bonging a bottle through the mask
• Cute one of me and Care
• My girlfriend
• Panama Jimmy
• Nikki and Angela
• Mr. GQ himself
• He loves my penguin
• Sarah doing the baking
• One of Duke's favorite places to be
• Duke with the deformed toy

10-15-06

• An elf with too many teeth ;-)
• My response to being given the finger
• Nice one of me and Angela
• I guess only the living quarters have changed
• A semicircle of love
• Dan the Dancer in action
• It's not gay when there's a girl in the middle
• Me and my Greek wives
• Master and Slave
• Nikki's chesticles
• This reminds me of Demon Knight
• Another one of me and Angela
• How cute :-)
• Nikki chilling with her beer
• Jimmy ready for another shot
• Looks like I'm about to sneeze
• A disgusted Megan
• Me getting abused again
• The result of that
• Ha ha...not sure about this one
• Dan cleaning up a mess
• Dan cleaning up another mess
• I threw in the towel
• Johnny lying comfortably in his bed
• I somehow got a pillow and blanket
• Jim giving Dan a corporate elbow
• This must be like one of those military funerals
• Another great picture all around

10-11-06

• Nikki enjoying her pickle
• And some spinach dip
• Probably my favorite plate at OCB: beef, ham, mashed potatoes, corn, carrots, green beans
• Nikki biting into a taco
• That's one tasty taco
• Dan and Edgar comparing their meats
• A Megan impersonation
• Edgar just relaxing after eating all the food
• My Halloween costume (This is a spoiler)
• Here's another shot
• One more
• Already broke the ass bending down

10-10-06

• Angela chilling in the pool
• Swimming without the floaties
• Me and Nikki looking good in the pool
• Nikki and Angela now
• Nikki's crotch underwater
• Angela imitating type of old school warfare
• Massive mammories
• Duke's new haircut
• I can never get a decent shot of Yesenia
• Nice one of me and Samantha
• I think someone should give Jim his last rites
• Jim giving me a Stone Cold Stunner
• The result of that
• One time only--both at the same time peacefully
• Duke sleeping like a baby
• I guess Sarah wasn't in a picture-taking mood
• What a cute smile
• Eddie says it's time for a shot
• The women will flock to him after seeing this picture
• Dan kissing my wife
• Dan molesting my wife
• Tony in the Mexican restaurant...go figure
• Dan enjoying his Margaritas
• You can kind of see Samantha's refinished tattoo
• Mark heard me say all the wrong things that night
• Johnny after seeing Mark...ha
• Nice one of Bob and Mark
• A very happy Diana with red eye

10-6-06

    Aerosmith's setlist was short and missing a lot

10-2-06

• Nikki loves her cottage cheese
• Tony's fat, hairy pussy
• Nikki's feet
• My 5:00 shadow
• Nikki doing one of her duties
• Gotta love algebra
• You can kind of see her tattoo
• Megan on her birthday
• Care looking like a zombie
• Care and Megan in my vehicle
• Durbin's in Tinley was a blast
• Ha ha...Dan and Nikki
• Now she's with Care
• Rich makes Care look tiny
• Dan molesting Mark
• I'm like a sasquatch, not a cumquat
• Janette likes Duke
• How f'ing cute is he
• Cristal eating
• Me and Janette at the baby shower
• Jim and Samantha at the other side of the table
• We even got to see Laura
• Here's Cristal looking straight
• Her belly from the side
• I thought her boobs had a bad effect on her back
• The party after the shower
• This takes talent or luck
• Everyone should learn from the man
• Mark laughing hysterically
• Cute one of Amber
• Ha ha...Dan talking to Amber
• My bowling face
• Not the best timing for Mark
• A half smile out of Megan
• Dan and Amber again
• Mark looks like he's ready to bitch about something ;-)
• Here's Amber and myself

9-30-06

    A sickening statistic on ONE of my credit cards

9-25-06

• Care and Dan waiting for their Mongol food
• I guess he didn't like something
• And now for dessert
• The Sox crowd in the first inning
• The view from Andrew's seats
• Me, Dan, and Amber at the homecoming game
• At least the weather was nice for the halftime show
• Amber got a little wet
• So did Dan

9-14-06

• Mother had a good time at the block party
• Good night
• I was scared for a terrorist attack after seeing these
• Care ready for HBB
• My husband
• We even got to see Karen
• Amber didn't quite rock out like I would have expected
• Chris Crotch is my hero
• This is Shannon's man
• Care, Rachel, and Lisa
• Megan talking to Care and Mark acting like Megan

9-8-06  

• A partial summary of this summer
• Snuggles and her tongue
• Here's a much cuter one
• Mother preparing for the party
• Hadn't seen him in many years
• Edgar played catch-up real quick
• Then he temporarily died
• My girlfriend even came
• And my heart friend
• Now with me
• The only halfway decent shot of Yesenia
• A great one of me and Care
• Tony knows where to go :-)
• Nice one of me and Jenna
• Jenna and Melissa
• Again
• One more
• Edgar throwing me around while Tony molests me
• Dan introducing himself to Enrique
• Yesenia's reaction to that...ha
• Gary seems to be enjoying himself
• Edgar doing a somersault on the cement
• Jim double-fisting it
• My studly self
• My husband
• My wife
• My sister
• Dan acting as an arm rest obviously
• The mothers doing some barbecuing
• Edgar's happy face
• An awesome picture of Mark
• Tony and Cindy
• Sexy picture of Krapal
• Edgar showing some love
• Jim's turn
• Care was the only one ready
• The dads cooking
• Ha ha
• Sarah and Matt
• Three broads
• Megan, Care, Cindy, and Mark...ha
• Jon and Duke
• I can't believe Jim and I lost in beer pong to them
• Another one of Tony and Cindy

9-2-06

• The White Sox crowd in the middle of the game
• The end is near
• Luckily Dan had the great idea of taking the green line to avoid the crowd
• Jim was the champion of darts at St. James Place
• Dan trying to keep up with him
• Megan not looking angry or bored
• Me playing the bowling game and sipping my mixed drink at the bar :-)
• Is this Megan?
• A more usual Megan
• Samantha came ready to party
• Care looks thrilled in this one :-)
• Polska power!!
• Dan putting the moves on Amber
• Care, Sarah, and their tongues
• Sarah getting into one of her stories
• I love these broads
• The results of messing with my wives
• Amber looking ready to kill
• Not sure what this is about
• Decisions...
• He likes the loofa
• Looks like he's trying to be a loofa

8-27-06

• Care attempting to self-terminate
• Amy jamming to Hi Infidelity
• What a cute puppy
• Party at Frenzel's before Bourbon St.
• This is probably Dan's favorite bar special
• Care's bruise from being pinched by Rich
• Here's the culprit himself
• Tony and Krapal
• Not sure what caused this face
• Me and Krapal
• Care getting drunker
• I guess she didn't like my photography
• Care and Tony
• These broads had a lot of fun
• This is what they did for 3 hours
• Me and Care   
• Care looking like she's about to eat Krapal
• Things started getting a little out of hand toward the end :-)
• Another one of me and Krapal
• Krapal and Dan
• Dan sneaking up on Care and Krapal
• The two broads and the singer
• Baby Got Back
• Dan makes this picture greater than it already is

8-25-06

• What a deal at the Bolingbrook Fest
• Mother at the fest
• The life of the crowd
• Here's Dave and Gary in action   
• I just can't understand male fashion
• Dan going after Megan
• Care looking like Megan
• A typical Megan picture
• An aerial shot of Care
• Dan making his chili dip
• Looking like I'm taking a dump
• Amber too
• Surprise picture of Sarah taken by Dan
• Dan enjoying a massage
• Sarah's cupcake decorating
• Dan doing what he does best

8-18-06

• An aerial shot of Amber at the bowling alley
• Dan was excited this night
• Gary almost whooped Dan the first game
• Nice one of Amber and Michelle
• Typical Dan-showboating before the ball hits the pins
• Probably one of the best pictures I've ever taken
• Who do you call?!?!  Ha
• Amber and I make a cute couple
• Sarah playing with Duke
• He was so tired
• Passed out on my bed
• Care ready for the Sox game
• Care's front bushes being replaced
• The view from our seats
• Pretty good with zoom
• Care in her sexy shirt
• She likes Crede a lot
• I had a great time watching the game
• The lady in front of Care had an interesting hat on
• The view from the 500 level with zoom of course
• The crowd in about the 7th inning
• Loyal fans the Sox have especially for a one-run game
• Oh the memories...
• My little niece/nephew

8-17-06

• Sarah getting her first glimpse of the farm
• Dan was on a roll the first day
• It was a rough day for him...ha
• And for Sarah too
• I seem relatively clean for Day 1
• Nice one of Sarah (courtesy of Dan)
• The surprise of Day 2
• Dan making the best of Sun In
• Aric in his glory: a chainsaw, cigarette, and Playboy
• Sarah showing off her tongue
• Don't fall asleep before Dan
• Dan's tattoo from Aric
• After eating a Choco Taco
• Aric the firestarter
• It was a nice blaze
• Aric got stung by something on his right hand during Day 3
• It was a little swollen by Day 4
• Mark about to explode
• Aric about to kill Mark :-)
• Now a nice one with Amber
• Aric showing how it is done
• Amber laughing hysterically at her love letter to me
• Dan deep in thought in Mexican
• Mr. Fix-It again on Day 5
• Beautiful Lake Osterhout
• Fun in the Lake
• And here's Mark
• Amber didn't even show off her bathing suit
• I changed my shirt that day
• Amber's a pyromaniac
• Who is this?
• Jim taking care of Samantha
• Looks like she's OK
• Care early on Day 6
• How cute are they :-)
• We thought the worst of Johnny Wednesday night
• Shannon during one of her brief periods of consciousness
• Who wanted to play Mexican this early?
• Samantha gave me a tattoo
• Nikki in her cool shades
• Care drinking a Mike's
• Party in the Biscuit
• The broads in the back
• Nice one of Dan and Care
• I was going to catch Dan and drag him for miles
• Party in the Jeep too
• Nikki in the safety goggles
• Jim and myself on the tractor
• Aric, Care, and some tongue
• Samantha enjoying the Playboy centerfolds.
• Megan awaiting her turn
• Nikki expressing herself nonverbally
• There's no better place to sleep/pass out
• Jim at around noon if not before
• This might be the monkey impression
• The Heisman
• He was even going to play bags
• But he could hardly stand
• So they brought the beer bong to him while he sat
• Aric's turn
• Now Samantha
• Last but not least is Nikki
• Another one for Jimmy
• Looks like he's OK
• Johnny firing up the grill
• The Phoenix Inn group
• Interesting one of Krapal and Tony Running Water
• One of Nikki's tricks
• Chris enjoying his beer
• These two broads are having a great time
• An interesting creature found on Day 7
• Good morning, Nikki
• Quite possibly the biggest Pollock ever
• Dan's source of entertainment for the week
• A good summary of the week

7-30-06

• An updated picture of the Pit as seen from the foyer
• The newest addition to the Pit
• Megan seemingly laughing
• Amber just chilling and enjoying the show
• It's the Greg show
• Dan trying to put the moves on Amber again
• Amber imitating Duke
• Megan with a fake smile
• Check out this stud
• Not sure what this pose was for
• I think Dan said it best--"a demon from hell"
• Dan's work of art
• This camera brings out the color in Phil's eyes
• Lee's head

7-24-06

• Janette and Anthony ready for Bon Jovi
• Edgar is ready to rock
• Care showing up Ken in pool
• The Chicago Ridge police force's finest
• Bad Medicine...those are some sweet pants
• Care and Rachel
• Care, Ken, and beer

7-20-06

• Dan with Dale in the background
• Here's Megan...I mean Dan
• Care looking like she's about to grab herself
• Tony happy to be at the bowling alley
• The surprise of the night
• This is one of the funniest pictures ever
• A broken and fully-function urinal
• Here's Amber looking hot
• Megan looking at the camera
• Brittany doing some kind of dance...
• A great group shot
• Karen and her fruity gum
• Sarah's newest tattoo
• Sarah eating ice cream with gummy bears
• Monday was pretty hot
• The Hickory Pit (view from the foyer)
• Cathy with a Megan-like pose
• Greg with a heroic pose
• Rough game of Family Feud
• Nicki from above
• Even Amber came to the Pit
• Greg eating a piece of bread at the View
• Amber excited to be bowling again
• Dan's got his game face on
• Amber getting ready to bowl
• It was a frustrating first game
• Care showing us all up
• Mr. Photogenic now
• Matt's newest tattoo
• Nice one of Amber and Greg
• Sarah loves bowling alleys
• Greg's intense look
• Dan's,
• Mine,
• Amber's,
• and Eddie's
• Not sure what is going on here
• Me and Lori at Ridgefest
• It was a beautiful night for music
• Here's Melissa
• Now with Amy
• Mother and Lori...ha
• Lori enjoying her pizza
• Amy taking a picture
• Powdered sugar works wonders for the teeth
• Me and Mother
• Another one of Mother and Lori
• HBB in action
• Ha ha...Jim and Krapal
• Care at Tom's block party
• Krapal's left side
• Nice one of Sarah and Megan
• Sarah said she looked like she was taking a dump

7-13-06

• I think this is one of those 'Don't take that picture' looks
• Matt drinking his juice
• They're both ready for bed
• This is a different Sarah look ;-)
• Care and Krapal singing at Durbin's
• Duke after a bath
• Sarah's new pants
• I should have run for my life after taking this one
• This is attractive :-)
• Nikki's underwear
• Megan smiling
• I feel sorry for whatever Nikki is looking at
• Matt after a cigarette
• Tony the Mexican

7-5-06

• Duke playing with Tony's flag
• That looks like a lot of anger
• Tony's cake looking its best :-)
• Possibly one of Nikki's beer pong distraction methods
• Matt and I dominated
• Care having a good time
• The birthday boy
• The Greg show
• Tony's birthday present
• Megan and Dan at Durbin's
• Great one of Megan and Rich
• Me screaming senselessly
• Dan screaming senselessly
• Mark enjoying his beer
• Me giving Holly a piece of my mind
• I don't think Tony cares for this
• Pretty good one of me and Holly
• Nice one of Rich and Megan
• Duke playing with Sarah
• Sleeping in my bed
• Care ready to make potato pancakes
• This is great
• Me doing the dishes?!?!?!
• Here's Care and myself
• Care and Tony
• Eddie opening the closet door with his ass
• Gary working out
• Eddie working out
• Diana drinking a beer
• They're in love
• Eddie at Papa T's

7-4-06

• Duke pretty in pink
• Try to steal my sock
• Care scrubbing like a good broad
• I was cutting the grass
• That's my wife
• Vacuuming the spider webs
• In the process of making strawberries
• Ready to party with the rednecks
• The redneck and the tourist
• They said they knew we weren't from around there (1 of 2)
• (2 of 2)
• 7:00 am breakfast of champions
• The popcorn didn't come out nearly as good
• Lee and Melissa
• Little Snuggies
• The happening group in Michigan
• Bob cut down Dan's living tree
• It made for a nice bonfire
• Lee's happy face
• Bob and Lori enjoying themselves
• Mother, Marie, and Linda
• Crazy trio
• Here's another
• What a cute couple
• Broad shot
• Amy and Melissa looking hot
• Nice one of Lee and Mother
• Here they are again
• Mother and Bob
• Here comes Dennis
• Mother and Lori slightly intoxicated
• Nice mother and daughter picture
• Mother and Amy
• Lori and Phil
• Phil was a brave soul that night
• Amy and Brittany
• Mother sat on a box of donuts
• Amy, Mother, and Phil
• Me, Mother, and George
• Lori and Harley
• Me and Mother
• Mother and Uncle Dennis
• Godfather and Godsons
• Brittany and Uncle Dennis
• Jackie and Brian
• Brian and Mother
• The Bo Brothers
• They just don't stop
• The broads
• The guys
• George and Britt
• Here comes Nate
• Another group shot
• Nate and Britt
• Mother, Lee, and Brian
• Me and Britt
• Let the fire start
• A little bigger
• Now in full force
• Phil pulling the camper
• Sarah and her kitty

6-18-06

• Dan's ice cream at Old Country Buffet
• Care preparing her new drink
• Amy and Marie before party time
• And Duke
• Sarah before her shot of Jack
• Care's butt
• Here's Melissa
• and Marie
• Lee's wart
• Traditional picture of me and Jenna
• One of them was drunk on the way to the Cubs game
• Nikki stretching on the train
• Dan watching Nikki stretch
• On the Red Line now
• Cute one of Dan and Nikki
• This is why you don't take 4 shots of Cuervo in a very short period of time
• Matt Murton seems ready
• Dan enjoying his nachos
• Great one of me and Nikki at the game
• Tony drinking his pitcher of beer at Durbins
• Dan drinking his
• Holly with her new eyes
• Now one with Tony in it too
• Nikki proud of her shirt
• Dan and Tony
• Tony enjoying the music
• Sarah working on chocolate covered strawberries
• And Dan makes fun of my feet
• The butt definitely makes up for it
• Care showing off her phone's wallpaper
• Not sure what I was doing
• Lovely
• Krapal's bruised up leg
• Tony looking especially sexy
• Care loves beer
• Pretty nice one of Krapal and myself
• Maybe these two were made for each other
• Margarita, Janette, and Cristal at the ceremony
• Early evening activities
• Janette and Edgar dancing
• My HBK impression again
• Edgar predicting the evening
• Cristal and Janette
• Me and Janette
• Me and Sarah
• Talon and Sarah
• The steak was really good
• Me, Edgar, and Jim
• Almost perfect one of me and Tony
• Sarah and her tongue
• The action about to begin
• Twister is always a brutal game
• But I prevailed like usual :-)
• Edgar, Tony, and Jim
• Me and Talon
• Group shot
• Anthony and Edgar
• Anthony and Janette
• Tony put me in a torture rack
• It turned into a handicap match
• That's a hell of a clothesline
• Cristal and Anthony
• Janette and Joey

6-11-06

• Phil ready for the Sox game
• A smiling Amy
• And now Mother
• Lee and Phil before the game
• Here's another
• And now Abby
• Not one of Lee's happiest photos
• Lee and Care eating something
• Me and Lee in my room
• Care with my G string (not a guitar piece either)
• Lee and Phil in the hood
• Lee and Britt (1 of 3)
• (2 of 3)
• (3 of 3)
• Smiling drunk Tami
• I was the champion of bags that night...ha
• Mine and Britt's fight (1 of 4)
• (2 of 4)
• (3 of 4)
• (4 of 4) I win!!
• A Saturday night party
• Chris holding me
• Care and Lee looking good
• Me wearing my G string
• Chris about to feed Care chips and salsa
• Care eating with my G string on her face
• Very nice one of George and Brittany
• Cool self picture of me and George
• As Dan would say, "It's not what it looks like"
• Lee and Amy in scumbag attire
• Dan wearing Nikki's underwear on his head while we were stuck in traffic going to the movies :-)
• Nikki coming out of the bathroom after the movie
• Son drinking some "Gatorade"
• This is intimidating
• A cute father and son picture
• Dan trying to revive Son after a seizure
• Nikki watching the Cubs game
• Michelle looks even more scared than Amber usually is
• Here's her partially tanned foot
• Twister is such a tough game
• Tony expressing himself non-verbally
• Me in some cool shades
• Care ready to party
• Son playing with Duke
• Sarah before her two beers
• Dan putting the moves on Care again
• Samantha and Timmy
• Martha exceeded the quota for Mexicans in my basement :-)
• Son having a seizure in my back seat
• Amber was brave this night but I think she had fun
• Son may have briefly died
• Edgar at Durbin's
• With Linda
• and Chris
• Here's Tracy and myself
• Crystal, Son, and Tracy
• Me, Tony, and Megan
• Nikki with Son in the background
• Mark in nice casual attire
• Mark choke-slamming Dan
• Care in Dan's backyard
• Grandpa Zilka
• Grandma Zilka and baby Mike
• Papa with a message for his younger son
• Ha ha
• The reason for the party
• Aric urinating in the backyard
• Now trying to rape Son
• A face only a Mother can love
• Mama and some good food
• Lauren and Joe
• Here's Bob
• This might be why Aric doesn't remember much of the night
• Everybody sitting on Son's lap
• We even had a bonfire
• A nice one of Son
• Dan
• Tami
• Amy
• Lee and Care

6-5-06 (Michigan pictures courtesy of Brittany's broken camera)

• A self picture
• Let the construction begin
• Success
• Aric sending signals
• Nikki too
• Here's Lee and Britt
• Now with Megan
• Tami and Britt
• And some tongue
• Dan and Britt
• Chris working on the tent
• Looks like she's dancing
• Lee ready to make grilled cheese
• Amy, Britt, and Lee
• Me and Britt
• Death in a bottle
• A bunch of broads
• I'm not sure what she was thinking
• Shot time for the broads
• Jon enjoying his hot dog
• Another one of Amy, Lee, and Britt
• Here's Bobby
• Britt and Ken
• Britt and Bobby
• Lee and Phil
• George and Chris
• George and Britt
• Before Dan's Jager bomb
• The after effects
• I think Tami had a little buzz going
• Mark in his potato-launching PPE
• Britt, Chris, and George
• Jim and Samantha
• Nice one of Aric and Mary
• Nikki and Britt
• Lee and Britt
• I don't know what's going on
• Amy and Phil
• Another one of me and Britt
• Phil and Britt
• Chris, George, and myself in a near death situation
• Marie and Britt
• Britt licking chewed up cheese balls off my face
• Me and most of Brian

5-31-06

    Day 1:

• This is how the refrigerator started
• The first night was completely natural with Fire Marshall Aric
• Samantha's first time in Michigan
• Close-up of the fire
• Looks like someone is about to burn his arm
• Nikki enjoying the fire
• Must have been a little chilly that night
• Lee made it out there at night
• With Ken and Marie,
• and Tami
• Dan is happy now :-)
• Mark wearing my Wal-Mart hat
• Megan got destroyed that night
• Death in a bottle
• Mark and Dan with some tongue
• Ha Ha...George
• Me about to eat Megan's arm
• Lee eating cheese balls
• Dan feeding Mary cheese balls

    Day 2:

• And so start the beer bongs
• Here goes Jim
• And then Ken
• Where there is beer, there is George
• Chris will have a lot of pictures too
• Lee and Britt outside
• Marie and Ryan
• Amy showing off her shades
• There were a lot of these little guys around
• I thought this was Megan for a second
• Here's Ken and myself
• Care and Tony made it out later this night
• Me and Brit
• Part of Brittany, me, Megan, Care
• Shot time...me, Ken, and a crowd
• Care and Brit
• Jim and a Heineken
• Not sure what this is supposed to be
• Here's Tony Hogan
• Dan dead and leaving his body odor behind

    Day 3:

• Good morning, Chris,
• Mary,
• Care,
• Britt,
• George,
• Jim,
• and Mark
• Dan giving Care a hug
• Care is hot
• In recovery mode
• Care in bed with Johnny
• Call this a before shot
• Dan working with his thong
• Tony running for his life
• Jim just accepts his fate
• Check out these three studs
• Looks like Care hurt her head or something
• Mark got slightly burned
• Mark making water balloons
• Nikki's shirt after going through the Slip N Slide
• Zeus playing bags
• Dan drinking four beers (1 of 3)
• (2 of 3)
• (3 of 3)
• Nikki eating her fajita
• Dan after eating his
• Aric spitting beer on Dan...ha
• Nikki after the more Slip N Slide
• Me, Nikki, and Tony in a muddy group shot
• Someone through a football at me while Tony was licking my muddy flesh
• Nikki got a beer and she's all ready
• My change of clothes for the weekend
• Megan got a little sunburn
• I'm sure this was taken by Dan
• Care loves the Sparks
• Aric eating the best chips in the world
• We were meant for each other
• It was a rough weekend for Dan
• I'm sure having a sunburn massaged feels great
• I'm looking good
• I'm sure it's not what it looks like
• See above
• I can't believe he's single
• I think Care got lost in there
• Aric dead in his car
• Care ready to play some volleyball
• He just needed a drink
• Tony eating a triple cheeseburger
• Dan preparing the fire
• There it is
• Pretty small and short since lazy asses didn't want to do any work and get wood
• Dan disposing of stale cheese balls
• Nice one of Nikki
• Tony helping Dan
• Don't know where he found that

    Non-Michigan:

• Care and Krapal at Pepe's...this was a short night for all of us except Tony
• Duke got a haircut
• Dan having a good time at Champs
• Eddie and Randy
• Greg giving me a choke slam
• Zeus and Nikki's niece trying to blow bubbles
• She couldn't quite get the hang of it
• It may have been too early to be up on a Sunday
• Care lying on her pillow
• Mother sleeping on her pillow
• Job well done
• Amber's moccasins
• She wore those earrings for me :-)
• I love Mexicans
• Megan almost seems happy
• Another one of Amber
• This is the Mongoloid group
• Nikki sitting next to Mary Lou Cowlishaw
• Care digging in
• Tony using the chopsticks
• Karen eating a taco
• Megan being a drunk like always
• Dan's plate...and this isn't Old Country Buffet
• Tony having a good time
• Not sure what Karen was looking at
• Nice one of Nikki
• Care enjoying her food
• Amber is even laughing and smiling
• I guess no boob shots yet
• Nice one of Care and Ken
• Care is in heaven checking out all those lights
• Karen riding me
• These were the best cupcakes in the world
• Even Amber came over and ate cupcakes
• Mama cleaning her rug
• Dan watching her do it
• Amber looking good in the back seat
• Dan loves me
• Easy money

5-18-06    (Graduation pictures from Pa)

• Me shortly after getting home
• Me, mom, and Dad at the ceremony
• The family in the front room
• Me and Gram
• Me and Aunt Cathi
• With Gram and Pa
• Me and Dad
• The bags setup Lee and Phil had made for me
• Luke knows what he wants

5-17-06

    Pretty cool setlist from last night

5-16-06

• Duke getting ready to party
• Nice one of Lee and Brittany
• Now Brittany with Care
• A nice brother and sister shot
• Dylan practicing at bags
• One of my many ties for the evening
• Britt showing off her birthday cake
• Chris and George before they died
• Phil with his drink of choice...wtf :-)
• Now posing with Dan
• A nice group photo
• Lee, Nate, and Britt
• Lee and Phil
• Britt, Lee, Care
• Here's Virg :-)
• Lori having a good time
• Nate and Lori
• Chris ready to take some pictures (maybe)
• Another group shot
• Chris looks kind of scared in this one
• Now with their tongues
• More group action
• Lemon drop time
• Lori took it like a champ
• Another group
• Britt, Bobby, and Lee
• Not sure what happened here
• We even had some twister going
• The end result
• The only picture I took from Bourbon St.

5-15-06

• And so comes another Tuesday
• Nikki testing the new beer bong
• This pose looks painful
• This looks nice :-)
• Megan is having fun
• Lee all stretched out
• Nice one of Lee and Care
• Amy and Melissa
• A Melissa self-picture
• Holly in my back seat
• Nikki having some half-price margarita
• And here's Angela
• Krapal enjoying her Corona
• Dan looking hot
• Care and Tony...how cute
• Krapal having fun at Durbin's
• This was the first of two consecutive days seeing Johnny
• Megan and Tony...a little too close
• Tony taking advantage of $2 pitchers
• Krapal waiting to get laid
• This is our rendition of something
• Very nice one of me and Krapal
• Care laughing I think
• Oh my God, is this a partial smile
• Smoking is bad
• Dan targeting Megan
• Dan's happy look
• Megan smiling
• Nice one of me and Care
• Here's another
• The shirts say enough

5-7-06

• What a cute doggy
• Back to our Tuesday night traditions
• Almost doesn't count...they lost to me and Nikki
• Taco Tuesday means $2 Corona...ha
• Me and Jenna...ha
• This was still early in the night I think
• Lee and Jenna
• Now with some tongue
• One more
• Phil said Bobby was cheating
• I like this one of Jenna...the light is awesome
• Nikki showing off her goods
• I think Tony injured himself
• Nikki and I beat Ken and Lee pretty bad I think
• Never enough Jenna :-)
• This could be like a family tetrahedron
• Brother and sister
• Amy makes this picture great
• They are sensing their defeat
• Nikki in action
• Lee and Phil
• A self shot of Lee

5-1-06

• The broad didn't do a very good job of drawing my blood
• Outside with Angel
• George has his two weapons of choice
• Chris taking a picture of me
• It was Karen's idea to see the movie and she didn't even go
• I think Care had a good time that night
• Eddie...not at Durbin's
• I think he's part Ethiopian
• Chris got some flowers from the neighbors I think
• Care's happy look

4-20-06

• Dan and Eddie at Pepe's
• Gary's knee brace
• Almost perfect picture of Dan
• Another decent one of Care and myself
• Megan and Holly
• Narcolepsy has set in again
• Another Holly self-picture
• "I don't even want to go to Durbin's; I just wanna go home and sleep."
• My beer pong queen

4-18-06

• Care drinking her first bottle of wine
• She had to go to her house again to get the second
• George on the phone
• Nice one of Tony and Care
• Another drunken night with Denny :-)
• Day 2 of her drunken nights every day this week
• Megan smiling and laughing
• I didn't feel nearly as bad as I looked
• Denny knew he was in for it when Megan was his partner
• Tony enjoyed the chair for sure
• Supposedly Care claimed she could take Denny
• George has that "I'm talking to Megan" look

4-15-06

• Dan is ready to party
• Care is starting her night well
• Go Sox...ha
• Marie and Danielle
• Lee and Duke
• Me, Amy, and Lee
• Mr. Badass Dan
• I think Care enjoyed the margaritas
• Looks like Amy needs extra support
• Marie with glow sticks
• Tami too
• And finally Lee
• Karen watching the Sox lose
• Amber is always close by
• Jenna owed this to me
• Why not another one?
• Me, Karen, and a glow stick
• Care going for Amy's glow stick
• Nice one of Care and Lee
• And Care says she doesn't have boobs
• Here's Care and myself
• Ken, Care, and Phil
• Kevin and I broke Bobby's undefeated streak
• Dan giving me a tombstone
• Now trying to pin me
• Tony, Amber, and Care
• Me and Amber

4-13-06

• The theme of today's pictures
• Not a bad view for $7
• Maddux pitched an awesome game
• Cubs win!!
• It's a beautiful thing
• Another great view

4-11-06

• Dan and myself at Walgreen's just before the wedding
• Megan with almost a smile on her face
• Too bad you can't see Tony's manly pink tie
• Dan loves his cloves
• The photographers weren't there when we wanted our pictures taken
• They were a little more prepared now
• This was part of the wedding entertainment
• The Faggot Foursome????...ha ha
• It almost seems like I have some height
• Definitely the best picture of the night

4-8-06

• Amber and myself in the stairwell
• Beer pong with Phil and Amy
• And Amy and Megan
• My beer pong game face
• The broads found something to be amusing
• Lee and Phil...ha
• Here's a better one
• It took until early April, but it's down
• Care checking out the chips and salsa at Pepe's
• We saw James Hetfield at Durbin's
• Krapal probably checking out another future ex-husband
• Not real sure what this look is saying
• Nice one of Nikki
• Krapal self-inducing vomiting
• This is hot...ha
• Rock on, Care
• Care, Krapal, and a tongue
• Happy Happy
• Who's the man!!
• Pretty good one of me and Care
• Me, Krapal, and Tony
• Krapal and Tony
• Care looking like she's ready to kill
• Holly and Tony
• "I Got You Babe"
• George!!!
• This is a cool action photo
• Another one of Tony and Holly
• Megan and a beer
• Holly later in the evening
• Rock on Krapal too
• Care with another one of Tony's hats
• Tony going through my wallet...wtf
• Nikki fulfilling random uxorial duties
• Yesenia and Amber got their butts kicked in beer pong
• We had to play beer pong twice this week since we won't be able to Tuesday
• Tony might be my new official photographer
• Tony and the poodle
• Duke playing with a chicken
• Samantha doing the dishes after eating the hard fettuccini alfredo

4-3-06

• The theme of this set of pictures
• Care putting the money in the slot for Midway parking
• It was already a long day for both of us
• Our view
• The army coming on with the flag
• Big flag (that touched the ground and should be burned)
• Let the game begin
• Three innings later
• They played again about two hours after we left
• At the train station
• Both of us
• The result of spending a night with me (in the rain)
• There's only one thing left to do after being drenched at the Sox game

4-2-06

• This is focus
• RIP yellow ball
• Some more of Dan's artwork
• Cloves...good
• Me and Molly :-) with Care in the background
• I'm pretty sure Tony was singing to me
• Nice one of Holly, Tony, and Megan
• Now with Care in there too
• Tony and Megan...ha
• Care, Dan, and Megan...ha again
• "I'd like a salad with all my beer"...wtf...broads
• Nikki and her cousin Tony
• I feel your pain, George
• Total Eclipse of the Heart?
• And she says they're real...ha
• This would be a great one if I didn't have that goofy look on my face
• Lucky Tony
• Is this how that Greek dancing works?
• A nice one of George and Megan
• Me and George
• Was anybody drunk?
• Awww...how cute
• See above
• Care and Greek Tony
• Dan and Mexican Tony
• Not quite the advanced stages of narcolepsy
• It's two of the three Mexicans :-)
• What happened here?
• This may be the answer
• I think Care was in the dancing mood again
• Karen looking taller than ever
• My look of focus
• And George's

3-27-06

• These never get old...Duke sleeping
• This is the only time the two of them coexist
• Holly's profile
• Holly resting her boob on the table
• Nikki not expecting this
• Tony's Durbins look
• Here's hot stuff
• Who says men don't listen?
• I thought Dan was going to die at Durbins
• More of a serious look
• Care must have loved the song
• This is where the party is
• Tony and myself getting into the song
• Dan don't remember this
• Now in a zombie-like state
• Care and Nikki in action
• SEXY!!
• Not sure what these two were doing
• Here's a nicer one
• Nikki doing one of the things she does best
• Another self picture
• Lee's turn
• Our yard was invaded
• A different view
• We kind of had karaoke in the basement
• Nice one of Lee and Phil
• Here's another
• Lee, Tammy, and Marie
• Lee and Brittany
• Lee and Care
• Brittany, Lee, Me, Jenna
• Me and Lee
• One more
• Melissa, Lee, Jenna
• Lee and Melissa
• These are serious looks
• Dan eating pizza at Old Country Buffet
• This poor old guy was all by himself
• After liquor shopping for Mother's party
• Phil likes the squash
• I wouldn't expect to buy African French bread
• Waiting for Mother to show up
• She was so surprised...fooey
• Dan must have seen some little kids or something
• Lori's cast
• Mother with Becky
• Lee and Phil one more time

3-22-06

• Nikki preparing our noodles and Alfredo sauce
• George's birthday cake
• Decorated by Karen and myself
• Amber got kind of red
• Karen was enjoying something
• A self picture of Brittany
• Cute shot of me and Tony with Megan trying to interrupt ;-)
• Drunk ass broads
• I think Care told Megan, "Do a crazy look."
• Ha ha...Tony's a lucky guy
• Care feeling her rump
• Angel resting after the house got invaded
• Party in the whirlpool
• Duke sleeping
• Nikki looks like a gangsterette
• Nikki waiting patiently for the chili cheese dip
• Krapal ready for HBB
• Billy Von Blazin made a return
• My two HBBers
• Here's Zeek
• Krapal's aunt was a trooper that night
• This picture of Krapal was taken by Care
• Here's Shannon's man
• This is a great threesome
• Chris Crotch singing something great I'm sure

3-20-06

• Some of Dan's artwork
• Here's some more
• I do see a theme in all these
• This is almost disturbing...ha

3-13-05

• Here's #5

3-12-06

• Care and Karen at Durbin's
• Care and Greg after their rendition of Love Shack
• Ha ha...here's Krapal
• Care enjoying her pitcher of beer
• Nice mug shot of Greg
• Dike-ish action
• Nice one of Karen and Greg
• The pirate singing
• I still don't know where these came from
• A joyful night had by all
• Krapal and Tony...ha
• Holly and Karen
• It's the Greg-show
• This guy sang Elvis and did a pretty good job
• Holly in another self-portrait
• Tony expressing himself to Care
• This guy is great
• Tony thrusting while sitting down
• This is hot
• Greg smiling
• To Panama City they go
• Here's Care and Denny
• This was at Durbin's after Riddles
• Ha ha...the mullet broad
• A nice group shot I don't remember
• Karen and Kristen
• Plus Megan and a beer
• This is my new ring
• Me and Care having a good time
• This is a great one
• It's Johnny my lover
• Kristen getting a little wild
• Here's me and Kristen
• Nikki and Angela, watch out
• Here's a nice cousin shot
• What the hell was this broad thinking?
• Care knows how to take great pictures
• Another shot of Kristen
• Me and her a little later in the evening
• I guess wearing interesting socks runs in the family
• One last picture, this time with Ken