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12-29-04

Care and Mikey in my bed ;-)
Not sure what is going on here
Mikey doing the nine-foot beer bong
Dan and Mikey in my bed now ;-)

Now this takes talent
Thanks for the awesome shirt, Dan!!
Anna showing support for Beelzebub.
Dan cleansing himself...not a usual thing in Michigan
Jackie ready to swim

A nice shot of me and Karen at the hotel.

Good morning!! Ha Ha

Karen became a nun in Michigan too

Karen with a big smile in my basement

The result of chugging a beer for every death scene in True Lies

12-25-04

An interesting ad from Les Brothers
Me and Santa Keith at work
Janette and Santa Keith...he must have had fun
Me and Lee in our Christmas photo
Janette showing off the Tigger she got last year for Christmas
Mother and Nancy at Uncle Dennis and Aunt Karen's house
Mother and Lee at the same venue
A sick and sober Brian
Sibling love
Good mudslide?
Dan showing his excitement over his new gift
Dan and Carolyn playing with the new gift

Took him 2 days, but he's home now

Dan sure was happy to see Andrew
A pretty stunned look from Carolyn
Another gift from Dan

What a gift for Dan...he loves it

Dan Artest...he does do it all

Mother, Gram, and Lee on Christmas
Uncle Joe and Pa doing the usual

12-22-04 (from Monday's bowling event)

Tom and Cathy in a beautiful photo
Tom sure gets around :-)
My Greek wives were even there
Nikki said this hat looked hot on me?
The lesbian bowling style
A nice one of Angela
Tracy not expecting a photo

Here's one of Bro
Care with her beer of course

A pretty normal shot of Aric
Not exactly sure what Bro is doing here
Cathy checking out something
Dan and Johnny in an interesting pose

A weird look from Angela
Me, 3 of my wives, Tom, and Johnny...it don't get much better
Now Dan is sporting the hat

A seemingly very happy Tracy
Brotherly love with a crowd
Eddie focusing and preparing for his shot

What a beautiful smile!!

This one too...
Aric and Cathy looking in different directions
Eddie and Gary just chilling
Angela signing and rubbing me for good luck ;-)

Now it's Care's turn
Care now signs Angela in return
Carolyn and Nikki smiling all cute
Dan and Eddie busting moves

12-21-04

Two of my hot wives at Les Brothers
Sandra hard at work
Keith getting ready to dump garbage
A piece of art at IIT
Dan and Care in the basement
Me, Dan, Care, and our tongues
Lee and Mother - a closeup
Mother and Dad in front of the tree
Dad and Lee in front of the tree
Me, Mother, and Dad in front of the tree
Me and Dad in front of the tree

Mother, Uncle Don, and Dad at the party
Danny, Becky and their new dog Bennett
Lori, Mother, and Nancy
Lee and Care at the party

Another shot of Bennett
Brittany was at the party too
Dan eating spaghetti
Mike eating an Italian sausage
Care eating salad
Dan playing Pin the Hose on the Fireman
Bro showing off his new shirt
Mark chilling on the stairs

Another shot of Bro
Tracy with Bro hanging on her

I think Eddie was talking or thinking about women
Care dancing at Dan's house

A confused look from Greg at Les Brothers

Now he's laughing hysterically
Dan just looking around at Les Brothers

A disgusted look from Carolyn
Greg's gun show in the parking lot

12-11-04

Dan at the movie theater
What was he doing?
Carolyn playing cards
Some lesbian loving
Angela's cute underwear
My newest boxers...thanks, mother!!
Mike looking like a pimp
Nikki updating the family tree

A smiling Nikki and me

Some kinky foot action here

BMD" "Only faggots drink tea" - every night except tonight

Too tired to scratch my own balls...ha ha

12-9-04

Laura 6 1/2 months into it
Aric just chilling in the kitchen
Amber and mother
Dan and mother
Care and Jackie at the bowling alley

An interesting look from Care with a hot dog
Dan and Eddie sharing a hot dog

Two hotties at the bowling alley
Jimmy Carter!!!!!

Lil John in the house :-)

Me and my hubby
Eddie just looking on
Tom in action

The picture speaks for itself
Megan was there too
Dan and Johnny drinking together

More Johnny
How did he do that in that condition?

A very happy Jimmy
Eddie posing for all

A very disgusting urinal
Dan taking drunken pictures at White Castle

A closeup of a slider
Kind of a group shot at White Castle
Eddie emptying the fountain drink

I thought only women should mop

12-4-04

Dan tried again...not as good this time though
Is that Katie?
Everyone isn't as photogenic as me
And Dan
Another one of Katie
Here's the other stud that was there

Extreme Twister
Part 2
Eddie jamming
Aric too?
Amber getting ready to play Twister (HOT!!)

An interesting self-picture
Aric closing the circuit

12-3-04 [These are all basically courtesy of a sober (I think) Dan]

Carolyn brought back the massager for Dan
Dan checking out what my sister bought from Aristotle
The cutest little puppy ever
I was looking good that night
Here are some of my fish
The map of Iraq
Tom enjoying himself
Dinner - part 1
Dinner - part 2

A piece of food Dan regurgitated back up

Tom's magic trick
This one is for Carolyn
Our next movie to watch
Dan should be an architect

This reinforces the previous statement
Me being hardcore

The mess we made

12-1-04

Karen cleaning the bowl after we made brownies
Karen and Amber making cupcakes at Aunt Cathi and Uncle Don's
Crazy Angel
Dan just looking on
Andrew came home and of course....
Dan cleaning his dishes
Angel playing with Dan

How cute!!!
Andrew feeding Dan a cupcake (1 of 3)

(2 of 3)

(3 of 3)
Jackie being seductive in my bed

A cute shot of Dan and Tom
Now of Care and myself
An interesting shot of how Dan looks through a beer glass
Eddie is a lucky guy: seems like he's not hated

A sober Dan and Karen
Me and a very hot looking Amber
A seemingly confused Aric, except for the cigarette

The Rolling Lanes boss man

The Rolling Lanes beer broad
Dan drinking one of way too many

Chris, Dan and psychotic looking Eddie with their beers
Dan's game face again in case anybody missed it last week
Chris not really looking on...just there
Eddie double-fisting

Another shot of Eddie
Dan has his fans looking on and learning from his flawless bowling approach

Most of me and Jackie
Am Burr not expecting this one after bowling

A classic Aric shot

A classic Eddie shot

A classic Dan shot
Jackie not expecting a photo
Tom probably wondering what is going on
Am Burr just observing the game

Eddie and the cleaning broad
Me with red-eye.
Jackie must be deep in thought
Chris and Aric just drinking
Am Burr actually looking at the camera

11-20-04

A hot picture of my wife Carolyn - there's never enough
And Mikey
A nice one of me and my wife Karen
Dan showing off the Skyy Sport

Not really sure what Nikki and Angela are doing here
Nikki telling relationship fortunes (Gwen seven years ago and I were perfect :-) )

This is a picture of Dan farting
Nikki licking my naked side
Me showing off my badass boxers
Nikki trying to blow air out of her...uh...cumcatcher
Angela fingering Nikki

Me and my wife Angela
A nice closeup of Dan

11-17-04

Brittany hanging out in my room
Been a while since T.C. has been around
Ken and his woman Lisa at the hotel
Jim and Janette in bed at the hotel ;-)
Amber showing off the cake I single-handedly baked for her
Lee eating something (taken by Dan :-) )
Amber's birthday party here was tough on everyone

These are from bowling at Rolling Lanes 11-15
Care and Aric...how cute
Another cute shot of Care
A closeup of Eddie
Tom was there again...I'm sure he enjoyed himself :-)

Looks like a good hot dog
Karl agrees

The guys sent the broad to clean the mess

This is the self-taken game face of a true champion
My game face

And Aric's
And Tom's
Aric standing tall as always

*This one may not be for everyone* Aric shit on someone else's shit
Dan seems to be dying

Dan's newest friend from Rolling

Someone busted a bowling ball pretty good/bad
Dan trying to rape Tom

They just had to play Backstreet Boys

Somehow he then ended up with a bloody nose

Then all over his face

Looking good at White Castle
Aric laughing as Dan tries to get out of the car

11-9-04

Gram and Pa at their anniversary brunch at Palos Country Club
Aunt Cathi and Uncle Don at the same venue
Studly Karl looking on at the bowling alley
Dan and Lil John having a blast and a beer
Eddie was alive and well at the bowling alley

but he died at IHOP after bowling

Caught Jackie at an unexpected time
Dan got munsoned

Luckily Eddie handled the situation

Very cute shot of Jaime and Karen
Dan and Eddie putting on a dance show

A cute threesome here

Another hot pose from Karen
Here's a hot couple
TOE MAS!!!

We need more shots, Aric!!
Amber is not so photogenic
Karen with Aric now...
Jackie was ready for this one
Dan looking like Bono at IHOP
Karen and Aric at IHOP

11-7-04 (from the Candlelight Bowl night)

4 of my wives in one picture...WOW!!!
Dan giving Carolyn a huge hug
Dan is so photogenic
So is Nikki
I don't think Cristal was very happy with this picture
Angela showing off the coolest hat in the world
Dan attempting to perform cunnilingus on Nikki
Angela urinating in the parking lot at the bowling alley

Look at these studs and the hot broad in the background

A very nice shot of Eddie in the parking lot

This is a hot threesome
This is one wet broad
Dan is a very competitive bowler

I guess Greeks and Poles do go well together

This picture of Nikki must have been from early in the night
Nikki and Eddie seemingly later in the evening

Another nice picture of Nikki, Angela, and Care
Myself, Nikki, and Angela
I guess there's never enough pictures of Nikki and Angela
Looks like Mike is having a good time, especially after winning all the money
Dan knows he's in a vulnerable position

Check out this train of broads and the stud in the background
Lee and Brian having a good time
Me and Lee over there too
Care and Mike
Lee and Brittany
Care and Brittany
A new variation of bowling not on the sheet for the second game

Who says Dan is a disgusting eater

Another nice shot of Eddie
A confused look on my face

Me and my wives again

Just what Dan needed: to "win" a bottle of Vodka
Dan couldn't find his shoe

A hot picture of Cristal
Nikki and Angela on the way home

10-27-04

The burning Intrepid
The burnt Intrepid (1 of 5)
(2 of 5)
(3 of 5)
(4 of 5)
(4 of 5)
A beautiful pose from Karen
My soon to be wife Amber. Why does she hate me so much though?

A cute pose of Carolyn also with Dan in the foreground

I hate butter
Another fun game of Twister between me, Karen, and Amber

A cute shot of Karen and Amber
Extreme Twister between me and Dan
Humans evolved from monkeys right?
Dan is the champion of Twister. Can you see why?

This is how I celebrate Twister victory

See...playing guitar does get chicks
Dan and I just chilling on the couch
Jim at Dan's party

A strange expression from Care
Dan showing off the good stuff
Jackie's shoes are skates

Hello, Jose
Dan seems to have down syndrome

My newest wife and soon to be hubby

This shouldn't be too much of a surprising picture of Shannon
Even Rachel was playing Twister
Another Heisman trophy pose from Jim
I must have taken this one to get so many hard looks from women
What a cute couple....

Look at Jackie trying to get in with us
Karl and Jose
I want a rematch
I don't know what to say about this one
I love you, Amber... ;-)
Jim and Shannon just chilling on the swing

An interesting picture of Nikki
And Angela

10-1-04

The massager needs new batteries for obvious reasons
My wife Karen and me
Dan and I had a wild game of Twister (1 of 4)
(2 of 4)
(3 of 4)
(4 of 4) Why didn't anyone else want to play?

9-30-04

Dan showing off the guns
Karen and a very drunk Katie
Dan putting the massager to good use
Care is advertising Dan's Pabst Blue Ribbon
Another studly picture of Dan
Why does everyone throw up at my house

My newest fashion trend
John just chilling at his house

2 of the lesbian lovers
Me and my Amber :-)

Looks like Dan is stealing Mike from Carolyn

Happy Birthday, Care!!
Nikki and part of some fag in my bed
Jackie posing in my bed

She will be my seventh wife

9-20-04

The family circle created by Dan representing our relationships
The results of proofreading Leanne's essay (page 1)
Page 2

9-14-04 (From Labor Day party--Courtesy of Eric/Mike)

How cute are Nikki and Dan
Cute shot of Jimmy and Megan
The dikish duo (aka lesbian lovers)
Krapal trying to cut in with Nikki and Carolyn

I should blow this one up for them
One of the hottest pictures I have: Jimmy, Krapal, and Eric
Nikki showing off the guns

What a cute threesome
There's no kegger without Jim around

Or Ken for that matter

Or Aric
Megan and Nikki
Another shot of my husband, Jimmy
Carolyn attempting to lick my sister
Lori keeping an eye on Brittany
Lee and Bob at the party
Holly at my party
My dad and Bob having a conversation
Krapal must have spilled some on the outside
Now Nikki has my lei
Mother performing her uxorial duties
Brian must have been talking to too many broads
5:00 pm and Mike was drunk...ha ha
I can't think of an explanation for this one...sorry Krapal
Nikki doing her kegstand
And then being congratulated by Mike
Now it's Jim's turn

Then he fell off the stationary bench
Twice
Jim's impression of an orangutan
One more shot of me and Nikki

9-13-04

The list of tests I have to get done to see what is wrong with me.

Does Nikki really look like Angelina Jolie?

There are never enough pictures of Nikki's butt

Dan and Carolyn playing with the massager Dan bought me

Good job, Karen!!

Brittany, Lee, Me, and Nikki at my party on Labor Day

Dan showing off my lei

Virg and Bob even showed up (with Frank and Lori of course :-) )

Nikki making her famous chili dip

Dad on his bike

Lee and Brittany on his bike...get the shotgun

Tom and Shannon looking all happy

8-29-04 (From Metallica)

Me and Kirk

Me and Rob

Me and James

Me and Lars

The setlist Dan made for Lars compared to the actual...Sorry, Dan!!

8-22-04 (Parties at Aric's and Jimmy's)

Angela's hairy leg...hot!!

Some lesbian love here

Angela's Superman underwear

Karen was so excited to get her hamster Hammy

Poor Dan pulled his groin

She's wearing a different pair of underwear for Jimmy's party

Another beer bong king with a couple hot broads looking on

Angela and Kelly in a normal picture

3 of my wives molesting each other...very hot

Sibling love at Jimmy's party

Lee and Bob

My wives/lesbian lovers

8-15-04 (Part 2 from Michigan courtesy of Dan)

Here is the man with his Schlitz and Old Style Light

Here is the result of Fire Marshall Dan's work

This is Jim posing the Heisman trophy

8-15-04

Carolyn throwing up

Carolyn and Lori in our front room

Amber and Karen in Karen's bed

Little Maddie about a year and nine months old

Karen's crippled leg

Alicia smoking illegal substances with Holly

Carolyn at Sports Time; Jim was there too with John and myself too

Care and Mike at Nikki's house

Dan had to set my broken arm there too

This next set is from Aric/Jimm'ys party:

The great Greek duo again
Carolyn doing something hot with the help of Nikki, Angela, and Aric
Kelly (Zues's girfriend) performing oral sex with Angela's beer bottle
Jimmy!!!
Beautiful shot of one of my wives with one of my husbands
Another cute shot of Angela
Nikki throwing up
Angela showing off her underwear
*HOT* Angela and Kelly said this was fake...you be the judge
Ken between my Greek wives
What Kelly actually looks like

This set is from Janette's get together for her mom's birthday:

Dan will take all the credit for cooking

While I just wore the outfit
Katie made a brief experience
Janette exposing her tongue

An interesting expression from Laura
A drunken shot of Jim and Janette
Dan and myself

Crazy Rachel came

A strange look from Rachel

Rachel's hard nipple....or not
I was both confused and gay
Ken Bruce made it there

Eat your rice, Lisa :-)

8-13-04 (Michigan)

Hi, John!!
Beer just loaded into the fridge the first day
Hard liquor just loaded on the first day

The result of the first of fourteen shits for Dan
Nothing like a wrestling match on a trampoline when it's pouring rain
John didn't waste much time
Dan flexing for the camera

Dan's snot rocket vodka drink

I don't remember playing guitar that not...couldn't have been

Hi, Care!!

Have some Schlitz, Dan
Then he died
John was having a good time

Then he died
Not much hard liquor gone the first day

But put a good dent in the beer for just 3 of us

The next day Dan did some outdoor work...before the belt "fell" off

What would Michigan be like without Jim
Dan doing a bong by himself (1 of 3)
(2 of 3)
(3 of 3)
I think Carolyn is dying here

We made a pretty big mess that day

I think John was also dying

A cute shot of Carolyn
Dan must have had a bloody tongue

Warning: this is pretty gross for the weak-hearted...the puke/piss can

There is no privacy in Michigan...right Jim?

And so Jim's beer bongs start
Jim on his deathbed

It was a warzone out there
Carolyn also died

Fire Marshall Dan hard a t work (1 of 11)
(2 of 11)
(3 of 11)
(4 of 11).
(5 of 11)
(6 of 11)
(7 of 11)
(8 of 11)
(9 of 11)
(10 of 11)
(11 of 11)
Jim after a few beer bongs

Jim being taunted by Dan and John

There's room for a pickle though
Should he or shouldn't he

Hat is backwards and he still did it
Maybe he shouldn't have

He has lost equilibrium
Now he's dying
And now he's dead
Dan can die a happy man now

8-3-04

Karen's senior picture...hot stuff :-)

7-31-04

Jeff and I singing Alive at Durbin's (dedicated to Dan)

Jeff (?!?!?!), Jim, and Danny at Durbin's

Studly Dan with Jeff in the background

Crazy Poles Fil and Nikki

Shannon and myself posing and looking pretty as always

Dan is a world champion pool player

Cristal with her graduation gifts

This may be Andrew's first unsuccessful self-picture

Shannon playing with Ken Bruce's pussy

Shannon and myself in a strange photo

Leanne and Carolyn in a nice pose c

An interesting shot of Carolyn, Mary, and Jim at Sports Time (courtesy of Carolyn)

Jim, John, and myself at the same venue (courtesy of Carolyn)

Hairbanger's Ball kicking ass somewhere I wasn't :-( (courtesy of Carolyn)

Carolyn and Virg standing in front of debris from the F5 tornado that struck Burbank (courtesy of Carolyn)

Carolyn and Mike in a self-picture (courtesy of Carolyn)

You have to ask Carolyn about this one (courtesy of Carolyn)

7-20-04 (These pictures are courtesy of Carolyn as you will probably be able to tell)

Dan, Care, and myself in Michigan toasting to the Mongols

This picture is in dedication to Dan

A breathtaking sunset photo of my wife and sister

Care and Lisa I believe at the Taste of Chicago

Brother and sister pose in a nice shot

Shannon, Janette, Care, and Lisa at Bourbon Street

Pole dancing in Michigan (Angela, Rachel, and Care)

The Michigan bonfire...I think this is one of Aric's :-)

Shannon, myself, and Carolyn at Walmart in Michigan

What a beauty!!

Something smells like carp

7-16-04

A classic Andrew shot

A nice shot of Care and Andrew in my bed

Carolyn's beautiful foot

Carolyn's hot thong

7-15-04

These are from Durbin's last week (courtesy of John's digital camera)

A very happy Shannon
We even got Alicia to go

A cute shot of me and Laura
Another cute shot of Laura
And our Polish friends: Fil
and his girlfriend Nikki
my wife and my girlfriend

7-12-04

This is the productivity I get out of Rachel at work...Ha Ha...very cool though :-)

7-5-04

These are from Durbin's several weeks ago:

Jimmy!!!
My older Greek wife and myself
2 of my wives together...wow!!
Jimmy, John, Care, and Nikki
I don't think so Jimmy!!!

Must have been a special night if Dayna was there :-)
Jeff, myself, Jimmy, and Jim...looks like toward the end of the night

Another cute one of Nikki and Alex
John and myself looking good :-)
Jim and myself also looking good
Carolyn and John
The main reason we go to Durbin's every Wednesday!!

These are from Michigan with the family (and the night before family came) :-)

Carolyn doing her uxorial cooking
Dan showing off his latest Michigan hat

There's crazy Becky who jumped on the trampoline probably 12 of the 14 hours she was there.

The rest of the Filars: Danny, Nancy, and Ed
Uncle Dennis, Tony, Lori, and Ed just chilling and B.S.ing
Aunt Karen and Lori doing the same at an earlier or later time

Who says trampolines are dangerous? Danny and Becky say it's not....Ha Ha

Mother had to call Lee off work to come

Can you feel the love between Bo and me?
Dan and Carolyn at his farm

I don't think anything has to be said...

I wrote an epitaph Friday night....

And then died.

6-27-04

16' softballs with nipples? Maybe...I need more proof

6-16-04

These are for you, John:

What a cute couple of guys
Who enjoy each other's company
Lisa's look says a lot

6-14-04

Leanne and myself in a camera-killing pose

Snuggies, shut up you worthless piece of shit...Ha Ha

Nikki and Alex

Leanne and Amy

These are from Leanne's graduation party (my pictures this time):

Uncle Dennis made a hot dog

Rock on, Lori!!!

How old is Brittany?

A picture speaks a thousand word, right Lori?
Uncle Dennis and Mother...what a happy family
Lee, Uncle Dennis, and Brian

These are from a recent party at John's house:

JOHN!!!!!!!

It looks like Care and Dan tripped over Lisa or something

One of my Greek princesses
Jimmy!!!
Shannon and Tom chillin'

Another cute shot of Nikki
Drying off with my two husbands after being thrown in the pool

Now with Nikki joining us
Carolyn and Lisa again...can never get enough of my cousin and wife
Carolyn and I were making out...Ha Ha

6-8-04

These are from Leanne's graduation party (courtesy of Pa)

Lee with Aunt Cathi
with Uncle Joe
all by herself
with Gram and Pa
with myself
with Amy
with Mother
with Dad
with Amy again with Gram looking on
Mother and Brittany being goofy (or drunk)

The party in action: Dawn, Lori, Bob, Becky, Danny (kind of)

This is the real party with Gram, Grandma Zeller, Kristen, and Dawn

6-3-04

Nikki and Angela at someone's party

Alex drinking at the same party

Huge orgy with me, Jim, Carolyn, and Angela

The rest is from Michigan 5-24 -> 5-26:

Nikki looking hot as always
Jim doing a beer bong
Jim after a couple more beer bongs

I think he may have found a new career

After 12 beer bongs, Jim is on his death bed and Dan is trying to help
Nikki, Jimmy, and Angela
Rachel, Nikki, Angela, and Carolyn on the new trampoline (Thanks again, Jimmy!!)
Fire Marshal Dan hard at work
Shannon and Rachel having fun I hope
Almost everyone congregated by the bonfire without a fire (Clockwise starting from left: Jimmy, Dan, Angela, Nikki, Carolyn, Alex, Tom, Shannon, and Jim)

The trampoline is under construction
I'm just glad to be out here with all my friends
Nikki (you interpret this one)
Angela doing a beer bong
Nikki doing a beer bong
Jimmy just chilling in the house
Angela and myself in bed
Jim, Shannon, Tom, and A-Rod guarding the keg
Dan is a world-champion trampoline jumper
Rachel was dead
Carolyn showing off her homemade cooking :-)

Ask Dan and Carolyn to explain this one

And this one too
Rachel and Lisa
Dan and Carolyn smoking it up on the farm
Shannon and Carolyn seem to enjoy themselves
Butt
The mess Leanne and her friends left us in the fire pit

5-31-04

Jeff and Holly when we went to Les Brothers

Ken and Maria at Jimmy's party

Carolyn and Bro at Jimmy's party

5-20-04

Nikki's Last Party:

Nikki and A-Rod posing for me
That's Angela and myself
Jimmy is jammin' for us
A cute one of Dan and Angela

** BEWARE: THE FOLLOWING MAY BE OFFENSIVE AND REQUIRE A VERY OPEN MIND CONSIDERING THIS WAS A TRUTH OR DARE GAME **

Jimmy's Party (Courtesy of Ken Bruce):

I didn't know anyone had a bigger smile than Rachel
Long time no see, Krapal.

Two of my wives and my husband all in one picture....WOW

Is there any picture of Jim without a drink in his hand?

5-10-04 (Mostly Laura's wild, drunken fest)

Me, Janette, and Laura

Alex and his girlfriend

Me and Janette again

Rachel in one of the less revealing pictures

A nice one of Jim, Ken, and Cristal

Shannon and her beautiful tongue once again :-)

Tom and his bitch

Alicia and Jim...the picture speaks a thousand words

Son and his wife Raquel

Nikki and Jimmy

Rachel claims to have a C cup now

If you don't believe her, maybe this will help

Caught Angela on camera checking me out...why the hell is she laughing though?

4-16-04

Jimmy Carter and Nikki at Cosmic Bowling

Dan eating at White Castle

Carolyn eating at White Castle

Karen and Katie in an actual nice picture

Dan while waiting in line at the movie theater

Pa showing off his new 1998 Jaguar (Ha Ha)

Look at what Keith found at Jewels

A whole bunch of people when we went cosmic bowling (from left: Cristal, Jimmy Carter, Nikki, Shannon, BMD, Maria, Jim, and Maria's Cousin Jose)

4-6-04

Karen looking all cute.

Katie not expecting this one at all.

Dan posing with his Michigan hat

Shannon and Laura around the stove

Gram and Pa at my mommy's party

Shannon is a Muslim extremist

Dan and Shannon dancing

Shannon and I in Michigan again

Lori and my mother posing with her birthday present from me

Shannon and Laura at Pizza Hut in Michigan

The rest is Ricardo the Raccoon - Part Deux:

When we first arrived at Dan's farm on 3-17-04, Ricardo was found out of his habitat
He was charged with trespassing, heresy, and genocide. Judge Dan prepared him for his trial.

The proceedings began under the order of Judge Dan.
ORDER DAMMIT!!

Ricardo was found not guilty of heresy and genocide due to a lack of unbiased evidence by Dan the Jury. However, he was charged with one count of trespassing. First, Ricardo was prepared to be lynched by being elevated in the air using benches and chairs and suspended by a swing.

Executioner Dan then Super kicked the benches...

and Ricardo was officially hung...I mean hanged.

Coroner Dan then had to see if he was clinically dead.

His results were inconclusive, so we got a second and third opinion
Ricardo was still alive and now chasing Dan all over.

He can even fly...watch out for that tree though!!

He was eventually contained and tied up.

The other half of his punishment for trespassing was being burnt at the stake. Fire Marshal Dan was in charge of this.

Executioner Dan is victorious...so it seems

Ricardo is cooking pretty good in there somewhere.

Looks good and toasty...a little overcooked I think

Dan was mortician and gravedigger. Ricardo is dead!!

I then pissed on his grave

And Dan shit on it (coming soon!!)

3-12-04 (Nikki's Birthday party and Shannon's Saturday night party)

Big Al!!

Dan and I busting a move

Pimp Dan.

Me and my wives: Nikki, Laura, Shannon, Carolyn, and Nikki

Tom, Shannon, and Shishoe....hmmmmmmm

Dan and I celebrating our pool victory

Shannon and Nikki...another cute couple...of girls.

Here's me pimping Shannon

And Carolyn

And Rachel

Tom trying to be like me

Shannon moving her ass.

What ass? That one!!

There she is dancing again.

I was dead -- Rachel and Dan tried reviving me

Dan and Rachel again...Dave who?

Ask Dan to explain this one of me and him.

The beautiful Greek pie (not Nikki or Angela this time :-)

Rachel and Jim in another classic.

Dan and Big John...

Me and Maria in a cute one

Whose milkshakes are those?

Laura looking all cute.

Nikki, Angela, and Aunt Sue...what a cute family

Nikki is a great blower

2-27-04 (Nikki's Birthday Party - Part 1)

An interesting picture involving Me, Dan, Ken, and Rachel all independently posing at Nikki's 21st Birthday Party.

A cute shot of Maria and Rachel

A wild shot of Jim at the party

Katie smiling all pretty while I hold her with Karen is looking on.

Me and Angela at the party. (Lots of drinking to get a smile like that out of me)

My women...Rachel, Cristal, Laura, Shannon, and Lisa.

A nice family shot of me, my wives Nicole and Angela, and my Step-father-in-law John

2-24-04

Angela's Senior Picture #1

Angela's Senior Picture #2

Leanne's Senior Picture #1

Leanne's Senior Picture #2

2-16-04

Nikki and Albert...how cute :-)

A closer shot of Albert's friend in the previous picture

Dr. Dan setting my wrist after it broke while cosmic bowling

A nice one of Cristal and Nikki

Dan and our wife Angela in a wonderful pose

Guess whose ass that is...

Now its my turn with Angela

Dan and I while waiting for a lane

Nikki and Angela...what a happy Greek family

I was supporting international terrorism

Dan giving Carolyn a form of the camel clutch

Nikki doing something that makes me jealous

Carolyn + cucumber + oranges = this picture

Dan was just sitting on Carolyn's lap

Katie didn't even see this one coming

My mother cut her eye while trying on sunglasses...go figure.

Nikki performing one of her uxorial duties of cooking

1-22-04

Cristal looking hot in our wedding dress.

It's Michael Myers...Guess who? (See file name)

A series of pictures of young me:

1 year old
How cute I WAS
Andrew and I at McDonalds

At McDonald's for a party -- Clockwise from Top Left: Kristen, Julie, Me, Todd, Andrew, Michael, Nate, Julie's Brother (don't know name)

1-20-04

Laura and Cristal looking cute.

Alex, Laura and Cristal at the work Christmas Party. Thanks, Joe!!

Alex, Laura and Cristal at the work Christmas Party. Thanks, Joe, again!!

1-16-04

Son and Aric in my basement.

A fun game of Twister with me, Rachel, Nikki, and Tracy.

A cute pose of Nikki and Rachel.

Carolyn at the bowling alley.

I don't remember being under the table in the basement.

Or having Dan blow in my ass.

Or having Dan sodomize me. :-)

Sexy bitch Tracy makes a special appearance.

Dan and Katie chilling at the bowling alley.

The rainbow jello posing in front of my mom.

Little Danny looking retarded....I mean handicapped.

Ken Bruce looking suspicious.

Dan and Virg in maybe the coolest picture ever.

Aric molesting Carolyn with Dan and Son looking on.

Dan looking paralyzed...or dead.

1-7-04

Let me tell you a little story about poor Ricardo the Raccoon. First, we get to Michigan on 12-26 and see a brown lump covered in snow. Upon further inspection, it turns out to be a raccoon that we named Ricardo. He seemed to be sleeping, so Dan the Doctor tried to revive him by blowing smoke in his asshole. Once that didn't work, he was pronounced dead by Dan the Coroner. Ricardo was then placed into his natural habitat by Lumberjack Dan. Next time we go out there, Ricardo will get a proper burial (public lynching and burning in the bonfire).

Me and Amy in another weird shot.

The turtle I found when we were snorkling in Mexico in Jan 2002.

A very cute shot of Nicole from Michigan.

A shot of my immediate family from Effingham a couple years ago.

Andrew took a picture of all of us in Michigan

Carolyn was doing something to Andrew.

Dan was shirtless in Michigan...;-)

Carolyn in the hotel with Andrew bent over in the background.

Another shot of all of us (excluding Andrew) from Michigan.

Carolyn being a good wife to me.

Dan showing off his handsome shirt.

Andrew looks very psychotic here.